You turn the dryer on twice and go back to open it and find the laundry is still in the washing machine.
You pay for your items at Target and leave with nothing you bought. You hear, “Mam, you forgot this,” and see the girl running out after you.
You come back from Target and you have locked yourself out of the house.
You write a long and lengthy e-mail and never sent it.
Yes, I did all of this in one day. I cannot wait to see what is in store for tomorrow.
They say you lose brain cells after you have a baby. I have confirmed that this is true.
God is good. Drink milk.